you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
You're earring is so big in my mouth
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
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figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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