At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
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Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
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Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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