I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
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Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
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My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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