I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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