Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
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She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
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He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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