Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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