Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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