He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
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When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
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I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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