First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
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Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
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