Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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