U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
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Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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