We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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