no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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