I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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