My sheets look like a crime scene.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
