Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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