I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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