And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
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