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I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
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you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
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