I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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