walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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