Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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