real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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