Why are handjobs necessary in class?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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