Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
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I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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