Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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