Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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