I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
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I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
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I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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