He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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