Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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