My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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