when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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