upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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