On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
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What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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