you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
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My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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