how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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