she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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