What should our trivia night team be named?
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she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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