if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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