I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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