lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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