yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I stole a fireplace last night.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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