White coat. Heels.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
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Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
And then he peed in my hair
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