youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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