Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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