Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
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My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
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Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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