Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
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Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
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Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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