these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
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may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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