I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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