This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
My balls are so social today.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
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She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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