have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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