About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
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I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
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So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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