he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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