it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
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Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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