I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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