lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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