one two three fourrrrnication!
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I intend to get homeless drunk
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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